aka Draco Malfoy's hooker grandma
going full glitterati mermaid:
in a sparkle bra and a shiny table cloth,
and with wings that make it look like she farted a cloud...
It feels like this was created by a 4 year old
This is the most beautiful dress of the night.
Handcrafted Givenchy Haute Couture,
it is stunning and different-
just like Ms. Welch herself.
(click HERE for more information on this incredible couture collection)
Now I know you all wanna know my opinion, so here it is:
I'm so over Lady Gaga. Girl, you bore me.
I'm not even going to post a picture of you.
Its like, whatever you crazy costume doll-
Showing up at the awards show in a Land Before Time status egg,
tryna be all innovative...
Honey, its been done.
For anyone who ever watched Nickelodeon's All That
Li'l Embryo and Li'l Fetus were entertaining in incubation 14 years ago
"Yo yo yo yo EMBRYO!"
You want weird and shocking?
Check out THIS South African Group
I apologize for the delay-
THE OSCARS ARE IN A WEEK!!!!