Monday, November 16, 2009


I have a confession.

Eyebrows matter more to me than almost anything.

I even love the absence of eyebrows


They simply MAKE a face...
So I understand you are freaked out,
and there isn't much I can do about that,
because I do tend to elicit that reaction from people...

but you are probably also wondering about your own eyebrows.
Too thick? Too thin? Not arched enough? Not straight enough?
The fact is, the rule of thumb is generally:
the harder you work to CHANGE your eyebrows,
the worse they will fit your face

Here are a few celebrity brows I LOVE:

Here's my girl Natalie Portman,
proving that having well groomed eyebrows can
help you look great even in the weirdest circumstances (BALD?)
They just work on her face!
And the best part? They are natural and effortless looking!
!טוב מאוד

Oh Eva Mendes...
your acting is mediocre, your body fabulous,
Unorthodox, highly arched, and thick-
these eyebrows were not created by a stencil.
They work with their natural contours, and complement her face.
most excellent.
Halle Berry...
Her face is already perfect, but her eyebrows just frost the cupcake.
Notice how they don't match?
Trying to force your eyebrows to be something they are not is a huge mistake.
These are finely arched and not very dense,
emphasizing her impossibly well sculpted features.
(plus, she named her daughter NAHLA)

Que Bonita! 
Hey Penelope, how do you say eyebrows in spanish?
Actually, how do you say perfectly dark and wonderfully shaped eyebrows in spanish?
I've nurtured a desire to wake up one day as Keira Knightley since I was 13-
when I saw Pirates of the Caribbean.
Could it have anything to do with the fact that she was snogging Orlando Bloom at age 17?
It is all about those amazingly boyish, thick eyebrows.
They are constantly morphing in shape,
but this picture shows them at their truest glory.
With features like that, skinny little bitch eyebrows would look hideous.

But, these women are simply born gorgeous right?
Their eyebrows don't change their face that much right?

Megan Fox. Widely believed by men to be the ideal woman.
Personally I think she looks like a wax sculpture.
This is pre nose-job, pre-eye brow specialist.
from skank to sex queen.  
some credit to dr. kanodia and his plastic surgery...

K. Stew. Cheated on R. Pattz.
Ho F'Sho.
But thats irrelevant.
Here, her eyebrows are natural and work wonderfully on her face.
They are thin, so too much shaping would ruin them.
For example:
WTF? Whenever I see pictures of her now, I get mad.
What is going ON with her left eyebrow?
It looks like Spock!
Whoever did this better hope they don't meet me in a dark alley...

In conclusion: eyebrows DO make a difference.
Work with them, don't pull a K. Stew.
When in doubt, less is more.
Go natural.
Work it girl.

smooches and cherry pie

oh, here are my eyebrows

Thursday, November 5, 2009

BOO!!! Halloween Makeup!

What better holiday to experiment?
Here is a picture of me as a zombie, I used glue stick, toilet paper, and vaseline to make those scars! It was so much fun!
(also please note the purple hair :D)
thats all for now, promise to post more soon!
kissies and pie!

*making out
*baby halloween costumes
*this picture

avandia recall