Thursday, September 1, 2011

AWARDS SHOW MANIA: Video Music Awards

Three words:
BEYONCE IS PREGNANT!!!!!!!!
WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not only is this going to completely revolutionize maternity fashion,
but it means a BABY is on its way!
AND I LOVE BABIES!!!!

Also-
Katy Perry just celebrated her 65th birthday,
Nikki Minaj went as a Holographic Harajuku Whore with the Bird flu,
Jessie J showed the world how to make an injury a fashion statement,
Demi Lovato was rocking some seriously rad eye makeup-
and she gave Joe Jonas a hug.
Can't you just hear her thinking,
"THANKS FOR BREAKING UP WITH ME
AND THEN GOING ON TOUR WITH ME
AND THEN BRINGING YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND ON TOUR WITH US,
JERK JONAS.
By the way, I noticed your purity ring is gone!"
Why is he even at the VMA's anyways? Everyone knows Justin Bieber is the new JB!

Speaking of which,
The Biebs showed everyone his snake.
Who he has named Johnson.
HAHAHAHAHAHA that dirty boy...

but lets be real,
WHO CARES?
BEYONCE IS PREGNANT!!! AHHHHHH! BEYONCE IS PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!

Oh the world is a wonderful place.
<3
Claire



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