HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!

Hey All,

Saturday was the anniversary of this blog, but I was traveling en route to Seattle.

Thank you all for reading!

Be ready for some super enjoyable holiday posts from Berit and I,

as we are finally together at home!!!!!

WE LOVE YOU!!!!

ZIVA DAVID

Oh Ziva...

You are my hero.

You are so badass.

And so sexy.

You are my number 1 favorite pretend Jew.

For those of you who don't watch NCIS,

it is a fun little crime show with generally disjointed story arches.

However, there are many high points, which make it fun and entertaining to watch.

By far the show's greatest asset is this BAMF Ziva.

don't look too closely or you will implode from the awesomeness.

She is an ASSASSIN from ISRAEL

How does this at all relate to the blog?

Even though she is most often seen rocking a bushy ponytail, baseball cap, cargo pants, and hideous sweater, somehow she still manages to be beautiful and SEXERIFFIC.

HOW DOES SHE DO IT?

Her eyebrows are amazing:

OH DaMNNN!!!!

More importantly,

she owns her look:

Check out her crazy fourth grader shirt and tomboyish hairstyle.

How many people can look sexy in cargo pants?

But honestly, when you look at her, do you care?

She pwns all that mediocrity.

Whenever you wake up feeling bleehhhhhh

Just remember ZIVA DAVID

the most badass chica out there

if its a pony tail day,

work that updo

if its one of THOSE days,

bust out your guns and work your inner assassinating jew

I LOVE YOU ALL

I promise Berit will have the next couple of posts, I'm a little blog-hog!

i'm out!

claire-zizzle

p.s.

love actually

apple cider

kittens

mittens

the sound of music

latkas

the fact that it is summer in Australia.

I HATE FINALS (FUN WITH FALSIES!)

Studying has been frying my brain.

In order to return to sanity, I spent an hour today doodling around with my fake eyelashes.

Here are the results:

Inspired by PEACOCKS!!!

Took FOREVER...

But is sooo pretty!

This one was inspired by Twiggy!

<<<<<<----I am wearing 4 pairs of false eyelashes,

on this eye alone!

Oh, so fun~

Well, back to the books!

lurrrrvey lurve!

(I hope Berit doesn't get mad at the crazy layout of this post :D)

<3

Claire!

Now for Pure Raunch...

Just thought I'd point out something that brings me delight:

ZOMG!

Kim Kardashian- as if it wasn't enough that you have amazing eyebrows, a fantastic badonk, get freaky with Reggie Bush and are famous for doing nothing.

You go girl.

nuggie nuggie kiss kiss!

Love, Claire

oh I almost forgot!

a little more happiness:

get cape. wear cape. fly.

JACOB BLACK

the hogwarts express

feather comforters

the first snow!!!!!!

peppermint roca

Rocky Horror Picture Show

sandy toes

christmas trees

and Shia LeBeouf, great actor, huge d-bag

Who Said It? Karl Lagerfeld v. Kanye West

'Allo beautiful people! Finals have been sucking me dry, but today i took a little study break to play Kongregate's Who Said It? Kanye West or Karl Lagerfeld?

I've obviously got loads of respect for Mr. Lagerfeld- his design roles in Fendi, currently serving as the creative director for Chanel, equipping stars like Madonna on their tours, and serving as the host for Grand Theft Auto IV's radio station... he certainly knows the meaning of creativity and variety.

And as for Kanye... well... I liked "Graduation."

-B :)