Tim Walker

I love him. I want to be him. Plz to give me your photography genius, Mr. Walker?

xoxo Berit

Alexander McQueen Fall 2010 Collection- The End of a Legacy

Just saw Alexander McQueen's Fall 2010 collection for the first time. I'm not going to lie, it almost brought be to tears... so exquisite and meticulously made, so... McQueen. We all mourn his passing, but what a freaking great collection to leave behind for the world to remember him by.

How freaking amazing are those boots? And the baroque textiles and draping?!

And this gown... I love McQueen's ability to combine crazy prints with impeccable construction and design.

xoxo Berit

WOO HOO OSCARS

WOW

I totally loved this years Academy Awards!

SO FUN, so glitzy and showy and old Hollywood!

Except it was sort of poorly dressed. Not the normal stampede of FABITY FAB.

Here are MY awards:

Best Dress:

Gabbie Sidibe-A stunning dress, and looked absolutely stellar on her.

Kristen Stewert-Beautifully made, and perfectly suited to her personality.

Hottest Older Woman: Director Kathryn Bigelow and her banger bod

Most Unfunny Jokes: Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin. Such great comics, such weird jokes. A few golden moments, but generally verr stiff and unnatural.

Best Entertainment piece: Neil Patrick Harris. Hilarious, handsome, great jacket, and damn what a lovely, well performed show!

Best at being an A list Ladies:

Meryl Streep- Beyond classy, you looked lovely and were so gracious.

Penelope Cruz- why must you be so damn beautiful? And your accent is beautiful. You are so poised and sexy and spanish

Kate Winslet- at one point, the camera flashed to you, and you looked like the perfect picture of elegance, I almost barfed. Your hair,

makeup, and dress were all fantastic.

Best at being an A list Sirs:

George Clooney-My belief is that you are James Bond reincarnated.

Every time the camera was on you was an awesome, entertaining moment.

(But seriously, honey, you need a haircut)

Matt Damon-Such a great actor, but you also seem like such a good dude,

with your head on straight, and just so modest.

Your accent in Invictus was entirely too desirable.

(Lovin the facial scruff, I would like to sex you up till the sun dies...)

Morgan Freeman-nuff said.

Best Presenting Pair:

Tina Fey and Robert Downey Junior-You two were HILARRRRRIOUS.

Truly golden comedic performance. But Tina, who did your hair? Go shoot them.

As for you, RDJ, loved the outfit.

Best Delicioso Gentlemen:

Taylor Lautner- I want to make naughty naughty with Taysexy quite a lot.

He looks like everything I have ever wanted in a male specimen.

(somewhere, Taylor Swift is wishing she hadn't dumped your ass...

oh and she is pissed because Cameron Diaz stole her dress.)

Ryan Reynolds- Shut up and show me where the bedroom is. You are already too damn fine, and then you wore a tux. (where was Scarlett tonight? I miss her and her ample basoomas!)

Best Tribute: To John Hughes. Because he deserved it. But uncanny tranny! Molly Ringwald was like a robot. She didn't BLINK. Also, I noticed she lost like 30 pounds for this. :( I loved your pudge.

Best Montage: James Taylor live performance during the RIP commemoration? PERFECTION.

Best WTF Moment: Oh and WHAT the eff was the clip from New Moon doing in the HORROR MOVIE MONTAGE? roflcopter.

Best AWESOME: Quentin Tarantino- You are the weirdest, most awesome freak.

Most Inspiring Moment: Gabourney Sidibe's response to Oprah's praise- You looked so lovely. And your tears of wonder were the most genuinely touching things of the

night.

Best Acceptance Speech: Sandra Bullock- You have come so far, and I have been rooting for you all the way. Your husband and you are so cute together, and your speech made me cry. Your dress wasn't great, but you got the little gold guy so who cares?

Best Surprise-but-not-really: Monique- I love you. Your speech was classy as can be, and I am just blown by your performance. Not a super big fan of the dress, but you did look lovely.

WORST WORST WORST DRESS: Zoe Saldana-You have sinned. That dress... my eyeballs are bleeding.

Thats all for now, but I will be posting more later!

Claire

AWARDS SEASON!!!

Guess what? Its the best time of year,

(apart from my birthday)

ITS AWARDS SEASON!!!!

oh how delightful.

So far, we have had:

*The Critics Choice Awards-

and Sandra's impromtu makeout sesh with Meryl

That's right Bradley Cooper, you just keep on grinning

* The Golden Globes (possibly the worst dressed of all time)

*The SAG Awards with the badass Betty White winning the Lifetime Achievement Award.

thats right mofo's!

Of course, this is all gearing up for the Great Bambino: The ACADEMY AWARDS!

Kids, buckle up.

THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!

First of all, I'm loving the fact that Sandra Bullock just can't lose!

She is so great, with her adorably hardcore husband-

SUCK ON THAT MERYL STREEP ("these canoli's are like a stiff cock!")

Furthermore, can we start a slow clap for Mo'nique?

Sister can act! LOL!

oh, you have come so far. (charm school anyone?)

And ZOMG Jenna Fischer looked so great at the SAG's!

GO PAM!

work that side bun

you all should check out her blog.

so wonderful!

But Drew Barrymore's GOD AWFUL makeup? No thanks.

Um. Girl. Where are your lips?

Oh my!

Can't WAIT for the Oscars!

love and coconuts

Claire

oh. ps.

*rice

*key necklaces

*scalping tickets

*dance parties

*ballet shoes

*monkeys

SHE-BANGS!

Hey yo!

I guess I was JK-ing about all those winter break posts... since they clearly never came into existence. What can I say? Berit and I are lazy little bums :D

Nevertheless, I apologize sincerely. I will make it up to you in the very near future. (video entries?!)

Anyhoooo...

The day before returning to college, I realized my bangs were VERY long.

(SOOOOO LONG!!!)

And in the midst of trimming them up, I realized that many of you may not know how to trim your own bangs!!!!!

oh dear.

Essentially, to trim up a side bang, brush your bangs str

aight down, and cut them in an arched diagonal over your eyes.

Then brush them to the side and hold them out from your face and snip upwards into the ends to break up the harsh edge.

TADA!!!!

Blow dry to the side and clean up any random stray hairs

WOOOOO!!!!!

have a lovely day.